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    23
    Jul
    lolfunnow:

do I dare post this?

    lolfunnow:

    do I dare post this?

  2. 3678
    23
    Jul

    Your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness.

    (Source: rons-weasley, via coruscately)

  3. 359845
    23
    Jul

    icorly:

    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

    (Source: asscrab, via itsjustalexandraa)

  4. 441228
    23
    Jul

    gayturians:

    lyraffect:

    gayturians:

    once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

    You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

    go big or go home

    (via itsjustalexandraa)

  5. 901
    23
    Jul
    uglyontheskinlovelyfromwithin:

out of all the pictures i reblog. this,this is the most beautiful.

    uglyontheskinlovelyfromwithin:

    out of all the pictures i reblog. this,this is the most beautiful.

  6. 43903
    22
    Jul

    (Source: aisese, via soinlovewithjas)

  7. 279142
    22
    Jul
    thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

    thegits:

    fish-boned:

    shickalenia:

    dduane:

    thesuitsofwoah:

    that’s almost too cruel
    almost

    I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

    Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

    I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

    Vicious. I love it.

    (Source: maxofs2d, via kingofweirdness)

  8. 225631
    22
    Jul

    tyleroakley:

    parkingstrange:

    this girl deserves an oscar

    me when forced to do chores

    (Source: videohall, via kingofweirdness)

  9. 440591
    22
    Jul
    me: whats your opinion on tampons
    little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
    me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
    little brother: why
    me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
    little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
    me:
    little brother:
    me: that is a fantastic point
  10. 136265
    22
    Jul

    princedollyjellyfish:

    ohsocialjustice:

    A very good way of going about explaining this issue. It’s good to see something positive come from Tumblr.

    HOLY SHIT. THIS. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL PEOPLE. SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT MEN VS WOMEN. @_@

    (Source: slutty-olive-oil, via uglyontheskinlovelyfromwithin)

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